“What is it you most dislike? Stupidity, especially in its nastiest forms of racism and superstition.” 
― Christopher Hitchens

“A child is not a Christian child, not a Muslim child, but a child of Christian parents or a child of Muslim parents. This latter nomenclature, by the way, would be an excellent piece of consciousness-raising for the children themselves. A child who is told she is a 'child of Muslim parents' will immediately realize that religion is something for her to choose -or reject- when she becomes old enough to do so.” 
― Richard Dawkins

“Sometimes you can see things happen right in front of your eyes and still jump to the wrong conclusions.” 
― Jodi Picoult

“I can't understand why people use religion to hurt each other when there's already so much pain in the world.” 
― Stephen King

“If Jesus came back and saw what was being done in his name, he'd never stop throwing up.” 
― Woody Allen

“I have as much authority as the Pope. I just don’t have as many people who believe it.” 
― George Carlin

“Better to sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunk Christian.” 
― Herman Melville

“Well, while you were in the bathroom, I sat down at this picnic table here in Bumblefug, Kentucky, and noticed that someone had carved that GOD HATES FAG, which, aside from being a grammatical nightmare, is absolutely ridiculous. So I'm changing it to 'God Hates Baguettes.' It's tough to disagree with that. Everybody hates baguettes.” 
― John Green