Quotes about Marriage!

“By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.” 
― Socrates

“When two people are under the influence of the most violent, most insane, most delusive, and most transient of passions, they are required to swear that they will remain in that excited, abnormal, and exhausting condition continuously until death do them part.” 
― George Bernard Shaw

“Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.” 
― Groucho Marx

“You can measure the happiness of a marriage by the number of scars that each partner carries on their tongues, earned from years of biting back angry words.” 
― Elizabeth Gilbert

“Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.” 
― Henny Youngman

“I am your Prince and you will marry me," Humperdinck said. Buttercup whispered, "I am your servant and I refuse."
"I am you Prince and you cannot refuse."
"I am your loyal servant and I just did."
"Refusal means death."
"Kill me then.” 
― William Goldman

“I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me.” 
― William Shakespeare

“you can take this mouth this wound you want but you can't kiss and make it better.” 
― Daphne Gottlieb